The world is so shitty these days. The other day I was contemplating how stupid the concept of suicide was. Upon telling someone my thoughts, I discovered something...

EVERYONE KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO KILL THEMSELVES!!!

What does this mean? NOTHING! Just because your <insert obscure acquaintance here> got depressed after <farting/eating cheese/developing an addiction to painkillers after an incident at a rave he-she should never have been at> and decided to <eat bran and shit on a biker/eat at McDonalds> doesn't make the concept of suicide any less stupid and pointless...

Example of conversation: 'Suicide is so stupid.' '(Exasperated) OHHH! My sisters hairdressers best friends cousin-auntie committed suicide!!!'

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'And that changes my statement how?'

In my opinion the only reason you have to kill yourself, is the fact that you were stupid enough to kill yourself in the first place, if you're offended by this article because you know someone that killed themselves, I'm sure they have a seat waiting for you in the retarded section of hell...

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