frequently asked questions:

Q: who the hell are you and why am i looking at your site?

A: well, i am me and i have no idea why you're here, so leave..

Q: what the hell were you doing with my mother in hastings street the other night?

A: that was your mother? damn.. i was hoping it was your girlfriend..

Q: why do you seem so pissed off?

A: well thats simple, firstly im very happy in real life, but the internet is a horrible place, worse than nambour...

Q: do you know my friend svargos, he moved to australia from seattle in 1995?

A: do you realise how big this freaking county is?? wait, that should have had a Q in front of it...

Q: that crocodile hunter dude is pretty cool, isn't he?

A: no..

Q: ever notice how observational humor always contains the phrases 'ever noticed' or 'what's the deal with that'?

A: yeah, what's the deal with that?

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